MEN: married men; Here is some outstanding counsel! Duane was standing in front of the stove and I noticed a tiny puddle of buffalo sauce on the floor… Looking all orange and smelling great; I still didn’t want him to step in it and get in on Pewter’s kitchen rug. So I told him, “Stand still. Pick up your left foot. No, your other left foot.” Guys: do you know that man didn’t listen to me! And, on top of…..